Multi Me

I suddenly became aware
Of several different me`s
The bathroom, somewhat crowded
As each one took his ease

Breakfast was a nightmare
As my faddy sense of taste
Meant little bits of everything
Which mostly went to waste.

Problems then with transport
We could not find a bus
With sufficient empty spaces
For accommodating us .

Arrived at work a few hours late
The boss began to rave
I’ve never seen him so irate

Good job we didn’t shave!!!