And finally

Its a sad irrefutable fact
There are actors who simply can`t act
And singers who seem to do nothing but scream
Yet keep auditoria packed

There are dancers who can`t do a tap
Intensely hopelessly crap
But they ponce round a stage and receive a huge wage
Instead of a really good slap.

The are poets who can`t form a rhyme
Insisting their lacklustre jottings
Are worthy of note, and produced by some sort of superior intellect but thats crap!



All titles copyright 2006 Ian Cramer.