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12.04.2007

Rays

Sit and stare at the damn thing all day
Hopelessly hooked on the cathode ray
Tragedy in a far off place
Unaware , couldn`t care look on your face

Here is the news, global friction
Separate the fact from fiction
Tastefully filtered bloodless wounds
Liven up your afternoons

While you sit and ogle that box
Some hoodie clad hero may be picking your locks
Bringing a fight to your own front door

You`ll possibly need a channel for.


11.16.2007

Tense

Past , Present and Future Tense
All designed for making sense
Of things long passed
Or what will be
And only intermittently
Referring to the Here and Now

Which did not last long anyhow!

One Night Stand

If the morning
Should bring shame
I`ll be glad
To bear the blame

So have no fear
Of a macho smear
Of your good name.


course I`d report it..........if I`d caught it.

11.15.2007

Regular Exercise

You use me
Like an exercise bike

Coming
And going

Whenever you like.

Your lusting is disgusting

But it keeps me from rusting.

11.14.2007

Going to Pieces

Left hand fell off this morning
Followed by one ear
Its rather disconcerting
I live in constant fear
I went to see the Doctor
He told me not to fuss
Arriving home I realised
My butt`s still on the bus
Left leg in the bathtub
Right leg in the hall
At this rate, by tomorrow
There`ll be nothing left at all.

At least I still have one good hand
So I can typ.....................

11.13.2007

A Seventh Day Adventure

The church of the Seventh Day Shopper
Has established a popular creed
As religions go, its a whopper
For those with a fervour to feed

Strategically placed, community based
And catering to every need.


A Minister waits at the entrance
Whose mission it is to greet
The hordes who turn out with a vengeance
Their sacred rites to complete

Lost in prayer, and unaware
As their trolleys run over your feet.

Any check-out disciples doubting
Or showing the signs of strain
Are offered a pilgrims outing
To retreats, in which to re-train

And after a while, re-emerge with a smile
And freshly laundered brain.

Religions with far less appeal
Where congregations are small
Could offer a similar deal
To those who answer the call

Like, after you`ve died, if not satisfied
A refund, no quibbles at all.

10.24.2007

Intent

My God my love, you`ve smitten me.

But then you went camping........in Brittany !!

Leaving behind this tearful clown.


I hope your f**king tent falls down.

Your love

Your love
Your love
It fits me like a glove.

And Conveniently for me.

Leaves my other hand quite free!

10.21.2007

Skin

Oh how I love your silken skin,
Adore the way it holds you in,
Its amazing how it fits just right.

Do you think you could wear it to bed tonight?
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